great jazz

To lie or over exaggerate that mess outta somthin.

That is great jazz on my mova boy

by Great jazz December 11, 2016

Jazz

The baddest bleep of all the lands. Absolute legend no questions. Smart, funny, kind and all types of swag. If your name if Jazz, you're a star. You have feet problems though and that's your downfall. xoxox

"Omg I love that girl who is that"
"Thats Jazz. The baddest bleep of all the lands"

by yourfathergregory September 10, 2021

Dank Jazz

Usually referred to as Jazz that is "dank." Mainly jazz that has electronic pianos, grand pianos, jazz drums, and sax.

Wow, this is some really dank jazz.

by TruPup December 6, 2016

jazz solo

An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.

"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.

by Cuddlesthebear March 12, 2017

Jazz

Jazz (name) when used as a name is a person that can end into a group or a conversation and always adds something that makes the group or conversation more interesting and complex. A Jazz always helps bring out the best in a person or makes a riff richer.

When Jazz showed up the group smiled and welcomed them.

Jazz made everyone think and laugh a little bit more all night.

by Jazzinksy November 24, 2021

Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.

I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.

by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021

Jazz Reptile

When you totally lose the plot and start running round like a maniac screaming and shouting profanities while waving your arms about like you are on fire.

shit look at him he's gone fucking Jazz Reptile

by Dumb Ginger August 1, 2011