Jason Kendall'd

Getting so drunk that you think you are the sub par catcher from the milwaukee brewers.

Being so drunk you sit in a catchers stance waiting to throw up.

Has anyone seen Charles?

Oh he's totally Jason Kendall'd right now?

by CheBoyJar October 19, 2010

Jason Arnold

An incredibly handsome man; or boyfriend you might say. The best person that could change your life in a majorly amazing way. Usually likes to eat hot foods. A sweetheart. Loves camping. Insightful. Caring. SEXY.

I would really like a "Jason Arnold" boy, I've heard he's amazing. :)

by Oliver7729681 May 29, 2011

Jason Hua

noun

1) one of many pro-gaming followers or wannabees that blindly imitates pro-gamers by building "must have" 1080p monitors capable of 144 hz due to beliefs that would make them feel capable of "sniping better".

2) one who proudly engages in pedicures.

3) one who enables aimless bot 24x7 and is incapable of disabling it.

x person: Hey guys I just went Jason Hua on my toes!
y person: U R TEH GHEY

by Aimlessbot76 March 2, 2017

Jason Dunham

The last recipient of the Medal of Honor(posthumous), the highest possible military award. A Corporal in the Marine Core, Dunham was part of 4th Platoon, Company K, 7th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Division, 1 Marine Expeditionary force during Operation Iraqi Freedom. Dunham died April 22, 2004. 8 days before, when an enemy grenade was thrown into his unit, Dunham selflessly put his Kevlar helmet down on top of it and threw himself down on top of it, saving the lives of many other Marines. For this, he was awarded the Medal of Honor.

Cpl. Jason Dunham was one of the bravest people I've heard of.

by futuremarine13 May 18, 2010

Jason M

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles. Person whose parents are too poor to afford their abortions. Able to sit nearer than five feet away from one’s bro in a hot tub. A gang of gays--literally a gay gang, shortened to 'gayng'.

Jason M is gayness

by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019

Vinegar Jason

One of the highest insults one can receive. Relating to their odor, hygiene and overall relative appeal.

Did you see Marjorie chewing on her hair....? What a Vinegar Jason.

by Hitmommy July 12, 2019

judgey jason

A person who is being a major cock block, or downer.

As defined by Dan Avidan of Ninja sex party. in the song "The ultimate sandwich"

Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian.
All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?

by Turntmurfin May 8, 2018