When you get cornered by a very friendly dog but also really love Star Wars, especially jar jar binks.
by hekisjlroishskls February 23, 2022

a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.
by jlegare fan April 5, 2019

by HOUNDDOG(STATIC'S MASTER) March 31, 2022

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman 👩 who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

by PeeBen December 30, 2011

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.
by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019
