jaroo 

Jaroo is awesome says a fat crippled kid and his glasses friend. Asians.

That is so Jaroo.

jaroo by DaFatCripple December 19, 2019

jarussi 

When your livelihood was largely based on the ability to accurately shoot long distances, but you are incapable of throwing a corn filled bag a distance greater than 10ft.

All he had to do was get one bag on the board for the win, but he threw a Jarussi.

jarussi by Deeply Dissapointed August 22, 2017

jared from subway 

A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants

Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway

jared from subway by Tttthhhhhaaaaattttgggguuuuuyyy November 4, 2015

Jarrett 

A humble man scorned from loving the right people at the wrong time. After the first time you meet him how could you not fall in love. He can hide his love so well but if one ever tells you 'i love you' don't ever, EVER, EVERRR let him go. He will show you all the things about you that you never thought were cool and will fuck you so well. Is such a perfect human but they don't even see how much love everyone has for them. They are strong, nurturing, kind, sweet, adventurous, loyal, fun, experimental, smart, dog-lovers, have the best hair, beautiful brown eyes, and with one touch can melt your heart and not wanna let him go. They have the best pets that will protect you if you're lucky enough for them to like you. Nothing in the whole wide world of your existence will ever compare to how wonderful of a life you would have with a Jarrett by your side. They join for the fun and stay for the love. Make sure you let go of all your insecurities because once you meet him they will all come to the surface for you to deal with. They are so forgiving so make sure you follow thru with being the best you can be for them.

girl: hey i started talking with Jarrett again...
boy: how's that going?
girl: i'm so anxious because he's still such a beautiful person
boy: damn you're really never gonna get over him huh
girl: *whispers (i will always love Jarrett)* huh, what?

Jarrett by yoshi_bear October 22, 2020

Jaro 

The hottest guy anyone has ever seen. He is big and a lot of people call him 'kast' because of how big he is. He is adored by all the girls and a real fuckboy. He gets all the girls numbers and never calls them because he is too busy playing Minecraft modded survival. He also rides a motorcycle and everyone around him wants to be his friend and fuck him really bad.

Jaro: hi

Every girl and boy in a 100m radius: *passes out*

Jaro by Jesse van der Dijk April 22, 2022

Jarilla 

A filthy Jareer gorilla. Also known as the most dangerous and inhumane creature of all time. Jarillas have no regards for world peace and do nothing but make the world a worse place

Fuck those dirty Jarillas temp and badj. They do nothing for this word but disturb the peace and are a threat.

Jarilla by Highest Burner March 2, 2022

Jared Padalecki 

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.

Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*

Jared Padalecki by TurboJetNinjaKitteh March 16, 2011