Dirty Jaquez

A man who fills his ass with spray cheese and proceeds to use said spray cheese as lube.

Person 1: Aye what you up to tonight?
Person 2: Oh you know, the dirty Jaquez.

by jaqman1234 May 20, 2020

Dirty Jacqui

When he comes at you with his beanstalk and you shout "FI FO FO THUMB" whilst shooting a golden egg out of your own anus.

I got carried away last night and gave him a Dirty Jacqui.

by DirtyDaniel_ August 14, 2020

dirty jaque

when a french dude asks you to take a shit on his chest

I really thought that french accents were hot until I met this french guy at a bar and went home with him and he asked me to do a dirty jaque

by holliegirl87 April 13, 2021