30 inches godsword

a extremely long penis which u will never have not even the half or quarter of it. its just used for rpg or fucking weird shit.

rpg dude 1 - my 30 INCHES GODSWORD IS GONNA PENETRATE YOU HARD
rpg girl 1 - YES DADDY FUCK ME

by psusdonyman September 6, 2022

x incher

an x inches long dick

He has got a nine incher.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

internet inches

Phrase describing a factitious overage given by a man about the size of his penis. In general internet inches adds two or more inches onto the real size of the penis.

Janet: Hey Tommy. Do gay men do the same thing? I'm getting frustrated.
Tommy: About what?
Janet: I started dating this guy I met online and we finally decided to have sex last night. He told me at least 10 times during our dating that he was the "8 incher"...
Tommy: It was six, right? You just gotta love those internet inches.
Janet: Oh so they do it in the gay community too...
Tommy: Dahling....men are men...whether gay or straight..*laughs*

lie untruth plus two

by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015

Freak of Inches

some one whom has a very large penis.

Lee get your freak of inches out!!

by Lee Bakery January 17, 2009

half-inchy

A stout young brute who has the unfortunate flaw of having a half-inch penis.

Some guy's asian girl friend bangs her best male friend since his half-inchy can't satisfy her.

by Bob April 18, 2004

Yahoo inches

When a guy online tells a girl that he is really well-hung, when in fact, he is not, than he has added Yahoo Inches to his 3 inch penis

"I have a 10 incher... in Yahoo inches"

by Will_Bucko January 17, 2007

2 incher

a name for one of your buddys that has a 2 inch dick. and loves to rest it on a beer pong table. the dick is only 2 inches long.

"Dude look Grant has his 2 incher resting on the beer pong table. WTF dude!!!!

by hugedick22 November 9, 2010