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How To: Surpise Sex

Surpise Sex is when one yells 'SURPISE' before having intercourse with another. Commonly done between couples, therefore avoiding the Surpise Sex becoming rape. Good advice!
How To: Surpise Sex:
'SURPISE!'
by MistressHowTo:) May 21, 2010
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How old is she?

A yes or no question, refering to the legality of having sex with a minor.
Greg: "Hey Dan, check out that hottie. How old is she?"
Dan: "Dude, shes no, but she'll totally be yes in a year."
by The Greg June 10, 2004
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How's your penis?

Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.
"Hey, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. How's your penis?"
by GregMD September 6, 2013
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how bout no scott

used when somebody is being exceptionally stupid.
scott: yo, ya mum
jon: how bout no scott
by Jester October 28, 2003
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How you doing

Girl: hey
Boy: how you doing

Girl: 🤤
by Poo head shit face September 3, 2019
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how you feel

When you get roasted or say something dumb they are basically saying "how stupid do you feel" or "well you feel dumb dont you"
Me: The answers 10
You: No, it's 26
Teacher and class: It's 10
Me: Ohhhhh, how you feel
by Jasmine Webber June 13, 2016
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