Heel

To make a bad mistake

Kerri, firing syed was a heel move!!!

by Mike March 11, 2003

Happy Hooker Heels

When playing pictionary, Jess drew a smiley face and high heels. Leah guessed, "Hooker heels?" while I asked, "Happy hooker heels?". Now they have become an inside joke within our group of friends. We gotta have our hooker heels!

Jen wears Happy Hooker Heels. Yeah baby! ;D

by Steps April 11, 2005

Hazeltine

The most bad-ass golf course in Minnesota

Hey you probably think your pretty sick

I do, that's why i play at Hazeltine

by jamariobest September 10, 2009

Hazel

A wild, party girl by day and night. She loves to smoke lots of weed and drink alcohol all day long. She's a teacher sometimes. She likes to get high and walk down rivers. She likes little kittens and enjoys dancing to shitty music. She hates some guy named Colin.

"Hey look at that girl all stoned, dancing to Savage Garden, I bet her name is Hazel."

"Dude we just ran out of booze, invite Hazel over, she always has shit."

"Is that teacher drunk?".."Yeah that's the new 4th grade teacher Hazel, she's always smashed.."

by djjr33 July 9, 2014

heels

Carved from a single heaving mass of cellulite

He's got a bad case of the heels

by Anonymous October 18, 2001

Hazelnut Surprise

The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.

Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.

by #daddy2013 September 9, 2013

Hegelioturd

Someone who takes a side of the left/right political/ideological split.

Usually opinionated and gets aggressive about subjects including social justice, economy and law. Gets frustrated with 'the other lot' and can't step out of the dynamic.

Acts in ways that are awkward, narrow minded and pugnacious.

Hegal from Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel i.e the Hegelian Dialectic

Turd as in a peice of poo 💩

"MAKE ATLANTIS GREAT AGAIN"

"Don't be a Hegelioturd"

by HarleySlavedson March 13, 2019