ass-handing

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

by Allah February 2, 2005

Hanking

Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'hangking

1. To eat out someone's ass, repeatedly.

Ex: That girl was dirty and deserved a good hanking.

by BigPutz January 18, 2008

Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

by LanciferX August 10, 2010

Hagging Out

The act of spending time with your close friends, be it swimming, driving or just sitting on your asses. Derived from an incorrect spelling of Hanging out. Usually accompanied by a claw-like gesture to indicate that you do, in fact, mean hagging out.

Hey man, wanna hag out tonight?

We're totally Hagging out! You should join!

I'm so tired of hagging out with him! It's so boring!

by SabbathJustSabbath December 23, 2010

hangin' for a bangin'

When you need and want sex because its been a really long time since you last had it.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend has been on holidays for nearly two weeks now.
Guy 2: Wow, you must be hangin' for a bangin' !
Guy 1: Oh, i am.

by Your Motherrr. November 1, 2010

Hangling

When food is hanging and dangling from a utensil.

The pad thai noodles were hangling from the fork.

by Ivydanz February 13, 2013

hangin south

When the nipples are hanging on the bottom of the breast.

Hey jackson? Why are you hangin south? Are you melting?

by Kruass klyde August 20, 2017