jesus hands

When playing four-mallets on the marimba or vibraphone and the ends of the mallets cause blistering at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.

Hey, Jackie what's goin' on with your technique. You're getting Jesus Hands.

by JeffR November 29, 2007

Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

by M Digga August 24, 2006

nagoya handstand

When you go to a buffet with a friend who is willing to help you make room for some more food, possibly round 3 at the buffet and beyond. Basically, what one friend does is a handstand on a table. The other friend then opens their mouth while sitting, then, the hand standing friend slams their cock down the seated friends throat. As a result, more space is created so that the next round of buffet can be vanquished.
Nagoya= A Japanese city, which roughly translates to American as "Huge ass buffet"

Dave: Hey buddy. I'm really hungry for the desert phase of my buffet, but I've wasted all of the room in my stomach on the Japanese and Chinese phases.

Goose: That's cool dude. Let me get up on the table and help you out with that. I have been practicing the Nagoya handstand for months!

by Slooter Goose November 9, 2009

throw some hands

Another Term For Fiqhtinq , To Throw Down .

This Niqqa Stay`s Mean Muqqin On Me Let`s See If He Wants To Throw Some Hands.

by LiilMamaCee May 15, 2010

gentleman's handshake

To insert one's middle, ring and index finger into a vagina and with your thumb against her clitoris and your little finger on her perinium (better known as the taint). You rotates your wrist to stimulate the clit/perinium and move inside her.

I gave my girlfriend a gentleman's handshake last night.

by Ajedrez April 26, 2007

Grab hands

Grabing things (body parts) with out control

Me:So jakes cute.
Emily: yeah but he has a serious case of the grab hands!
Me: oh really?
Emily:Yeah he keeps trying to grab my ass

by mimimimi5555555555555555 July 12, 2009

Hanoi Handshake

Hand job received at an Asian massage parlor.

I could sure go for a Hanoi Handshake to relieve my stress.

by T-bone Jenkins August 9, 2008