Handjobbin'

Awesome. Spectacular

That party last night was handjobbin'. I would say it was awesome, but I think handjobbin' is a more appropriate descriptor.

by Tuffy McFucklebee November 6, 2008

Hand-Job

When a man gets a manicure.

Dude, I got my first hand-job at Cifellis yesterday! Yeah, she really jammed on my cuticles bro...

by jrfrnk September 30, 2010

Hand job

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

the girl was giving a lazy ass handjob so i told her to just put it in her fucking mouth.

by Tessa June 30, 2005

yuri handjobs

Yuri is Japanese porn consisting of two women, and a handjob is a girl jacking off a guy. So it basically doesn't make any sense combining the two words together.

Person 1: Yuri Handjobs
Person2: Shut the fuck up you aren't funny

by CroMaLaka April 30, 2023

Hand job

When another person usually a female strokes a mans penis

Dude haylin wanted her phone back so I made her give me a hand job for it

by Hidhdyr7 May 1, 2019

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011

Chicken skin hand job

When you use cooked chicken skin during a hand job. Sometimes it results in increased calorie intake for both parties.

I got a chicken skin hand job during dinner tonight.

by Tmurph19 May 1, 2016