Hamster

The real word for pig meat.

I like to eat hamster.

by Hellofrogs May 29, 2020

hamster mom

A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.

Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?

by Tugboi April 19, 2017

Thirsty Hamster

When a guy lies on top of his car, with his penis poking through the sunroof so his partner can suck him like a thirsty Hamster drinking from a bottle

I was laying on top of my car and my girlfriend sucked me off through the sunroof like a thirsty hamster

by FFFFFFUUUUUUBITCH February 28, 2024

hamster pancake

a name for a silly type of person who gives a lot to charity and would sacrafice themselves for you

man: she is such a nice friend
woman: yeah shes a hamster pancake

by kati herpaderp September 8, 2017

Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.

“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Hamster

Chunky,cute,adorable little animal

Bob: CUTE RAT!!!
Jeff: it’s a hamster…

by Hamster<3 January 23, 2022

Lazy hamster

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.

I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.

What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.

No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.

Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.

by Kibblebip January 13, 2022