Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.

"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."

by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005

Corvette Hair

When you drive fast in a corvette (or other hot convertible car), causing your hair to get very messily tangled.

"I almost got away with driving my dad's expensive new car, but when he saw my corvette hair, he knew and grounded me on the spot."

by Nette January 3, 2009

Murray County haircut

a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.

John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on

Chris: Why?

John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut

by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011

Hair

One of the oddest things in the universe.

Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.

/sarcasm

Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.

Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.

Hair is basically dead skin. Though it should look nice, there is no point in spending half your day fixing it when it will just fall apart when you go to bed.

Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.

by The 60th of Smith Street March 29, 2009

hairclimax

As your hair grows out that length at which you experience hair perfection.

As your hair recovers from the last time it was cut, on one day and one day only you experience hair perfection, the hair of your dreams and without a protracted session of hair calisthenics. your hair looks and feels like what you imagined a supermodels to be. you feel fabulous, sexy and confident the entire day as it is certain all who you encounter are envious of your hair. you have experienced a hairclimax.

by luckezz March 12, 2009

Hair Rape

When someone play with or touches your hair without your consent.

Me: Mom! Stop playing with my hair!!!! You just hair raped me!

by RapperChick January 16, 2013

Hair Artist

An Extremely over-the-top-Totally-way-cool groovey Chick or Dude that can clean your sorry ass up and make you presentable to the world whether it be in your own mini world or beyond.

My Hair Artist worked magic on my locks today, I felt like a blank canvas when I arrived for my hair session and then my tresses were magically transformed and now its all about the sweet hair crush with visions of colors dancing through my head.

Hair Stylist Artist of Hair Barber Barberette Haircut Cool Hair Care Hair Crush Love at First Cut Sweet Hair Thang

by DBABE50 April 15, 2014