Happy as a dog with two dicks

A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.

Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969

by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005

Number two happy meal

During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.

Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.

Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?

Roger : What man ?

Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.

by darker May 11, 2009

Cyanide and Happiness

Unlike the dumbass who just made an opinion above me. Its a web comic with hilarious jokes. Some people don't like it, some people do. You can find the series in www.explosm.net

Guy 1: Cyanide and happiness is so awesome!!!
Guy 2: It sucks dicks.

by Bicko August 25, 2007

happy place

The mental state achieved when one wants to avoid the unpleasant or uncomfortble. Everyone's happy place is different, and usually consists of the things that make them joyous.

Mindlessidiot: "...and so I was like, that's so disgusting. You should get that checked out, and he goes..."
Semi-saneperson: "Dude, shut the crap up. I'm in my happy place!"
(Mindless idiot continues rambling aimlessly until Semi-sane person smacks them with a bag of frozen fish sticks.)

by MandyM December 26, 2005

Happs

Snapchat slang for happy birthday

Happs Taylor hope you'll like being 21

by The Mad Yeeter January 21, 2019

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.

Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.

by Tony ramone July 8, 2005

happy shopper

1) A chain of small supermarkets.

2) Someone who shamelessly manipulates others for their money - differing from a gold-digger in that a happy shopper usually pesters their friends, parents etc. rather than their partner.

3) Someone who is very good at using image manipulation programs, especially Photoshop, and often photoshops things for their own amusement.

4) Someone who obtains others' unwanted items for free.

1) Just going to happy shopper for a six-pack.

2) Jay wanted me to lend him another fiver today, but he's not paid me back from the previous twenty times. I'm starting to think he's just a happy shopper.

3) Seen this great pic? That Jay's a right happy shopper!

4) Drag the old sofa to the kerb, some happy shopper'll take care of it.

by JackBlue January 4, 2009