habbo hotel

An online community with little habbo avatars that walk around and talk. It's a great place for kids to learn how to scam others by working together.The Moderators ban anyone that warns others of scammers. With the lack of Moderators do not let your children play this game. If someone is swearing and threatening another you can report them but the Mods just say "push your ignore button." If you get scammed the Mods say "use the Habbo help tool" which is worthless. If you want your kid to be dishonest then let them play this game awhile because everyone on this game scams to get virtual furniture to decorate their virtual rooms. If Habbo was run by some decent people then maybe the game would be alright but the owners do not care about the safety of your kids, all they want is your money.
How can two Moderators police thousands of players? they can't and do not even try.

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room owner> "hey give a furni and if you win you get two furni back"

Guest> wow, sounds cool, here take my furni.

Guest> yay I won !!

room owner> no you didn't noob!! (kicks the winner with-out giving prize and keeps their furni)

Guest> (reports the owner for scamming)

Moderator> "use the habbo help tool, we don't care."

Guest> (sends e-mail to Habbo telling about scamm) (gets e-mail from Habbo that is a form letter that they send to everyone and doesn't pertain to the e-mail sent)

Guest> ( Habbo don't care about scammers so I will scam as well to get my furni back.)

(Guest is now a scammer and liar on their way to a life of crime))

by Joe Hagger November 10, 2008

habitate

A place where one lives and eats, normally small like a dorm room. Because habitators are very poor; therefore they are not able to leave their habitat causing them to habitate.

while rich was poor at college he spent most of his time habitating in his dorm room, with his food provided by his unlimited food plan, which made him habitate.

by habitator August 18, 2009

Habber Dasher

habber dasher is when you run around a chick with your cock out and slapping it with her as you run around the circle

me and my girlfind were trying new things and its called habber dasher

by a funny kid February 11, 2009

habbo hackers

Some shitty mc. shit shit 10 year olds that are too lazy to buy their own furni and coins. I had 3 hands of furni an dit tok me liek a fking year to have all that furni. Then 4 months later, some shitface habbo hacker hacks account, deletes my rooms and steals my hands of furni. AND I HAD FUCKING RAREZ TOO. DUMB HABBO HACKERZ. HACKERZ CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.AND THE THING ABOUT SULAKE IS THAT THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU LOS EYOUR FURNI OR NOT. THEY'L JUST TELL YOU TO BUY MORE FUCKIGN FURNI. HABBO IS SO GAY, AND I QUIT IT.

Me: Yay! After 3 years of workign for furni, i have loads of furni. I even have a smila tower castle.
*nighttime that same day*
Shitface 10 year old: Whee, I finally got on taytay02new's account. I'm gonna steal all her furni!
*next day*
Me: Oh my God! where's my rooms! Where's my furni?!

My cocksucker friends wouldn't even want to donate shit. Only like two people were gonna donate. One even offered me her account. Anywayz back to the script.

Me: (Writing CFH call for help: Someone stole my furniture.

Soem shitface Hobba: We can't help you, don't give out your password!

HELLO. I NEVER GAVE OTU MY PASSWORD. WOULDN'T HABBO BE SO MUCH BETTER IF HOBBAS GOT OFF THEIR LAZY AZZES AND DID SOME WORK? I MEAN LIKE, TRY TO ATLEAST FIDN OUT WHO STOLE THE FURNI!

I hate habbo :P
And I hate habbo hackers even more >:(

by CrankThatBatman April 28, 2008

habbo hotel

Unlike all these other people I think Habbo Hotel is fun on a boring day. It's basically a virtual hotel where you can create your own people called habbos and chat with others. I do agree though that they rip you off for your money, so instead of buying furni I spend my time doing mazes. Which is quite entertaining to me. I also think that habbo hotel is full of little 11 and 12 yr olds and that does get annoying. But all in all if you find something on habbo you like then its not so bad.

kid:HI ASL?
Me:Shut up im doing this maze.
kid:WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Me: I dont wish to talk to you. And could you stop with the capps?
kid:NO!
Me: Well, bye!
kid: WAIT! help me im stuck!
Me: Heh. x

by Mazeacholic September 3, 2005

Habbo Credits

Money On All The Hotels, Costing Real Money

Some_Random_Habbo:Hey! Look! Hes Got Loads Of Furni! How Do You Get Furni?
The_Other_Random_Guy: Buy Credits Of Course!

by .=.=3x=.=. June 24, 2005

habbo hotel

A web based graphical chat room (NOT a game) where people (mostly children or people with the mental ages of children (it's hard to tell)) create human-like avatars called Habbos and hurl extremely badly spelt abuse at anyone with their own opinion: Anyone who hates football is "gay" and anyone who's habbo dresses in black is a "goth" (all true, didn't you know!?). Fun games to be played seem to be 1. Asking people to type their password on screen to win big prizes (such as the chance to lose their habbo) when it's obvious no text AT ALL shows up as an asterisk (except for an asterisk). 2. Impersonating another user by making a similar username when in reality it's obvious they're not alike. 3. (and this is a doozy) Asking people's Habbos out on a date with the reason that they think the other person's Habbo is "fit" which is ok if these people actually find small, emotionless pixellated cartoon characters "fit"...

Everyday occourance at Habbo Hotel:

<PERSON 1> "U R FIT, WANNA CYBR?"
<PERSON 2> "No, I don't know you"
<PERSON 1> "IM -NAME- WANNA CYBR"
<PERSON 2> "And? I don't know who you are"
<PERSON 1> "LOLLLZ, UR GAY U FUKN FREEK"
<PERSON 2> "Bye bye"

by luke-the-luke October 7, 2006