3 definitions by CrankThatBatman
A complete waste of habbo credits! Habbos Club members, better known as Hcs, think there better than everyoen else becacause they have cooler clothes, hair, and more furni. Hcs cause noobs to floo dgiveaways saying, "ZOMG! Your hc, you dotn need furni! Basturd!". :P Hcs also disrespect norms for no particular reason. DUMBAZZ, YOU WERE A NORM TOO!
Script 1:
Dumb HC: Eww! Go away normie!
Norm: Why?
Dumb HC: Because your a normie! Eww don't give me your disease!
Dumb HC 2: Yeah normies are losers! Your so poor! I wonder why sulake lets losers online liek you!
Norms*Cryign in real life*: plz stop, your hurting my feelings. I will report you
Dumb HCS: So wat? They won' believe you, your a normie.
*norm forces hismelf to buy hc*
Script 2
Two best friends join habbo, 1 is hc and 1 is not.
Norm: Hi dude!
Hc: Go away!
Norm: Why?
Hc: I dotn want to hang out /w/ u anymore!
Norm: Why not?
Hc: Because your a norm, I only associate with hcs!
Norm:But we've been friends since kindergarden!
Hc: Who cares!*presses remove button on console*
Norm: I don't care. Remove me. I hate you bitch! Don't ever coem to my house ver agian!
*hc stays on habbo and has no friends in r/l, then gets hacked and jst buys furni all over agian*
Script 3
Hc: Look a normie.
Norm: I know im a normie bitch!
Hc: Whoze you talking to?
Hc: *-*smacks*-*
Norm: Wow that really hurt. Listen, I will eave you alone. i'm real sorry that your IQ has lowered down to 60 and habbo hypnotized youinto buyign coins and hc, its nto working for me sorry!
Hc: You noob, *-*kicks from room*-*
Hc are turds. its nto that hard to tell. Even if you like habbo hotel, don't buy habbo club. Use your coisn for something more valuable, even though the whole buy vcoisn using r/l money is crap XP
Dumb HC: Eww! Go away normie!
Norm: Why?
Dumb HC: Because your a normie! Eww don't give me your disease!
Dumb HC 2: Yeah normies are losers! Your so poor! I wonder why sulake lets losers online liek you!
Norms*Cryign in real life*: plz stop, your hurting my feelings. I will report you
Dumb HCS: So wat? They won' believe you, your a normie.
*norm forces hismelf to buy hc*
Script 2
Two best friends join habbo, 1 is hc and 1 is not.
Norm: Hi dude!
Hc: Go away!
Norm: Why?
Hc: I dotn want to hang out /w/ u anymore!
Norm: Why not?
Hc: Because your a norm, I only associate with hcs!
Norm:But we've been friends since kindergarden!
Hc: Who cares!*presses remove button on console*
Norm: I don't care. Remove me. I hate you bitch! Don't ever coem to my house ver agian!
*hc stays on habbo and has no friends in r/l, then gets hacked and jst buys furni all over agian*
Script 3
Hc: Look a normie.
Norm: I know im a normie bitch!
Hc: Whoze you talking to?
Hc: *-*smacks*-*
Norm: Wow that really hurt. Listen, I will eave you alone. i'm real sorry that your IQ has lowered down to 60 and habbo hypnotized youinto buyign coins and hc, its nto working for me sorry!
Hc: You noob, *-*kicks from room*-*
Hc are turds. its nto that hard to tell. Even if you like habbo hotel, don't buy habbo club. Use your coisn for something more valuable, even though the whole buy vcoisn using r/l money is crap XP
by CrankThatBatman April 29, 2008
The shithole company who owns the pedophile playground, "Habbo Hotel". They completely suck money out of teenagers that work hard for their money mowing lawns, shoveling snow, babysitting and all that crap
Kid: I want to be rich on habbo! What do I have to do?
Sulake: Give us $100 and we'll make you filthy rich!
Kid: Okay! *gives $100*
Sulake: hehe, sucker!
Sulake: Give us $100 and we'll make you filthy rich!
Kid: Okay! *gives $100*
Sulake: hehe, sucker!
by CrankThatBatman April 30, 2008
Some shitty mc. shit shit 10 year olds that are too lazy to buy their own furni and coins. I had 3 hands of furni an dit tok me liek a fking year to have all that furni. Then 4 months later, some shitface habbo hacker hacks account, deletes my rooms and steals my hands of furni. AND I HAD FUCKING RAREZ TOO. DUMB HABBO HACKERZ. HACKERZ CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.AND THE THING ABOUT SULAKE IS THAT THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU LOS EYOUR FURNI OR NOT. THEY'L JUST TELL YOU TO BUY MORE FUCKIGN FURNI. HABBO IS SO GAY, AND I QUIT IT.
Me: Yay! After 3 years of workign for furni, i have loads of furni. I even have a smila tower castle.
*nighttime that same day*
Shitface 10 year old: Whee, I finally got on taytay02new's account. I'm gonna steal all her furni!
*next day*
Me: Oh my God! where's my rooms! Where's my furni?!
My cocksucker friends wouldn't even want to donate shit. Only like two people were gonna donate. One even offered me her account. Anywayz back to the script.
Me: (Writing CFH call for help: Someone stole my furniture.
Soem shitface Hobba: We can't help you, don't give out your password!
HELLO. I NEVER GAVE OTU MY PASSWORD. WOULDN'T HABBO BE SO MUCH BETTER IF HOBBAS GOT OFF THEIR LAZY AZZES AND DID SOME WORK? I MEAN LIKE, TRY TO ATLEAST FIDN OUT WHO STOLE THE FURNI!
I hate habbo :P
And I hate habbo hackers even more >:(
*nighttime that same day*
Shitface 10 year old: Whee, I finally got on taytay02new's account. I'm gonna steal all her furni!
*next day*
Me: Oh my God! where's my rooms! Where's my furni?!
My cocksucker friends wouldn't even want to donate shit. Only like two people were gonna donate. One even offered me her account. Anywayz back to the script.
Me: (Writing CFH call for help: Someone stole my furniture.
Soem shitface Hobba: We can't help you, don't give out your password!
HELLO. I NEVER GAVE OTU MY PASSWORD. WOULDN'T HABBO BE SO MUCH BETTER IF HOBBAS GOT OFF THEIR LAZY AZZES AND DID SOME WORK? I MEAN LIKE, TRY TO ATLEAST FIDN OUT WHO STOLE THE FURNI!
I hate habbo :P
And I hate habbo hackers even more >:(
by CrankThatBatman April 29, 2008