The guantanengnome (goowan-tahn-ehn-nohm) is a small dwarven creature kept in a miniature hollow iron maiden deep inside the (not so) secret torture chambers of the Guantanemo Bay Prison. Used much like an ass troll.
Ahkmed didn't want to confess, until he saw the guantanengnome come out from the shadows; he then screamed like Ryan Seacrest about to watch yentil.
by he who stands there June 27, 2006
Get the Guantanengnome mug.When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.
Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 19, 2020
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Because most people suck at guitar and dont take their time to do some research, they feel like they got ripped off by guitar center.
Too many poeple think muscians friend is guitar center
Too many poeple think muscians friend is guitar center
by Simply a man October 11, 2006
Get the Guitar Center mug.The line of the joining skin down the underside of a penis that loosely resembles a guitar string when the penis is erect.
Possibly where a vagina is meant to sprout at some stage in the embrionic cycle, but decides to be a cock instead.
Possibly where a vagina is meant to sprout at some stage in the embrionic cycle, but decides to be a cock instead.
by Scientologist #377003781401 December 4, 2009
Get the Guitar String mug.The most overplayed musical instrument in the world, music itself has been diluted because of the instrument's popularity among the vapid. Most great and original guitarists are dead, which creates a problem for touring, unless you're playing Cleveland.
"I suck so bad my guitars are now wall ornaments collecting dust and I've begun listening to shit I'll NEVER be able to play anyways, like jazz."
by Ectoster June 18, 2008
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Get the Guantanamo mug.Somebody who is addicted to Guitar Hero. They play it so much that they may have memorized some of the songs. Possibly can play eyes closed, backwards, upside down, if they are right handed they can play it lefty (and vice versa), or some other way that most people cannot do. Have beaten all levels of the game.
Sara: "Hey want to go catch a movie later?"
Jim: "No, let's just play Guitar Hero!"
Sara: "You just played it 2 hours ago."
Jim: "Umm more like 2 1/2 hours!."
Sara: "You are such a guitaraholic..."
Jim: "No, let's just play Guitar Hero!"
Sara: "You just played it 2 hours ago."
Jim: "Umm more like 2 1/2 hours!."
Sara: "You are such a guitaraholic..."
by m!chaella February 9, 2008
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