guardrail

1. any restraining device of stainless steel, wood, bamboo, oragomi, or any other so functioning substance which restains anything living or dead from surpassing a designated boundry.
2.really cool

That thing over there is totally guardrail

by yw September 22, 2003

guardian of the realm

the crappiest movie in the world. sucks like hell. but glen levy is HOT!! pretty lame, but i ONLY watched it for him.

girl 1: hey, did u watch Guardian of the Realm?
girl 2: do i look retarded to u?? shit no! it sucks.
girl 1: glen levy is so hot tho!
girl 2: i gotta agree on that!

by loila222 December 13, 2008

Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.

The more sophisticated “Ur mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.

Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”

Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”

by Neubekk May 12, 2018

color guard

An organization of people who tried out for drill team/dance team and/or cheer and didn't make it who twirl around plastic rifles and throw and occasionally catch flags. Rejects, essentially. Sorry.

person A: did you watch the halftime show?
person B: hell yeah! the band was bangin'
person A: why did color guard have to be in the way? god

by amazing:) July 17, 2014

High Guardian Spice

A cute, nice, and queer magical girl show on Crunchyroll piled on by anime dudebros and hostile YouTubers.

Hey man, you wanna watch High Guardian Spice? This show is hella underrated!

by lefemmerouge January 16, 2022

guard panthers

a group made by jopede, who is the greatest leader on earth. this group fights noobs and trash talking bums

“What’s that in the distance?”
“Oh shit. It’s the guard panthers”

by nigger down the street November 21, 2017

Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.

That armed guard broke my nose on the field.

by Tyler January 25, 2004