Road Guardian

Synonymous with a parade maker, it is the genius, who must absolutely stay under the speed limit while driving in the fast lane. This behavior is frequently displayed by old men in hats and asian drivers. May also commonly be referred to as asshats and douchebags, interchangably.

Bryan, why were you late to your wedding?

I got stuck behind a road guardian on I-45.

by guardianhater August 10, 2009

cooch guard

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch guard right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

by Rose R. November 24, 2009

Swiss guard

The papal guard based in Vatican city. Don't let their colorful ceremonial dress uniforms fool you, they are an elite fighting force. They all have training in the Swiss army and are part of the smallest standing army in the world, although the main crime in Vatican City is pick pocketing. They were first commissioned by Pope Julius II. Their uniforms are covered in yellow and orange stripes and they wear silver helmets with a red plume on it. They also carry long spears and can be seen guarding highly protected areas of Vatican city that are restricted and only open to employees of the Vatican.

The Swiss Guard almost arrested me for going the wrong way, good God those guys are tough.

by American Abroad October 15, 2012

Nose guard

The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.

Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!

by manhandleit24 September 21, 2015

Baby Guard

Chance Mole Morris' version of puppy guarding

*in DBD game* Only 2 survivors left and ones one hook? Time to Baby Guard.

by Donald Trump Is A Double Agent December 12, 2018

cleveland guardians

1, New name of the former Cleveland Indians MLB baseball team.

2, Name of a generic condom that wasn't used because she was that ugly & you lost your wood.

And now at bat for the Cleveland Guardians..... .

by Shake it only once July 26, 2021

Changing of the Guard

The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.

"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"

"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."

by Rich Fecal July 11, 2016