by BKees April 18, 2015
A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ), football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves feet in between desk rows for people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.
Buttersworth: I don't like the new kid in class.
Francois: What don't you like about him?
Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.
Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.
Francois: What don't you like about him?
Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.
Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.
by Josh Butterballs January 14, 2014
Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.
by Craven69 October 25, 2020
When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo
I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.
by Quadzi November 30, 2021
The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.
I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler
by JayKayIsMyName December 20, 2020
by Yeth68419 March 24, 2021
Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).
by Blitzkrieg! June 12, 2010