Goon Squad

1.A highly regimented organization, hellbent on destroying all that is slacking in any given highschool educational environment.
2.Led by Captain Dan, the Goon Squad is armed, dangerous, and carry graphing calculators.

Run! The Goon squad might make you do your homework! or bore you with stupid questions and spirit day assemblys!

by TheChameleon October 21, 2003

Goon bear

Calling someone a twat or stupid

1. That girl/boy is a right goon bear

2. S/he did the most goon bear thing today

by 411_x June 16, 2009

goon

Unsociable or very quiet person or an ugly muppet who does ur head in!

That Scott Barton is such a goon!!!

by Carrie September 3, 2004

Goon Squad

A bunch of mexicans that are the fans of a local tampa metal band: Sobriety. They ride in a big dumb bus for no reason.

That guy in the goon squad is fat.

by Brett Snyder December 28, 2005

gazonkers

A slang term used to describe extremely large fake breasts.

"Bro, check out Pat's mom's gazonkers, she must have spent a fortune on those pups."

by G-rizzle420 January 8, 2008

goon

a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".

Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there.

Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS!!!!

Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck!

Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.

by Dood987 October 11, 2011

Goon sack

To have more then 3 dick in you ass hole at one time

I just got goon sacked

by Urban languages January 11, 2019