looking for mr. goodbar?

Older, pop culture phrase referencing the 1977 film of the same name starring Diane Keaton. Used to describe a (still) all too common cultural phenomenon and stereotype, whereupon entering a local watering hole, one spots a noticeably middle aging female who, without asking her, one can already glean the following details :

1. she's endlessly looking for a new job or career;

2. she's incessantly looking for a new romantic partner (or the next good lay she can drum up);

3. she's constantly looking for the next place to live (in the immediate vicinity or ANYWHERE for that matter);

4. she's perpetually looking for that 'next big thing' she can't name or describe (and obviously hasn't found yet and, like a character out of a Fitzgerald or Richard Yates novel, probably never will - 'where ARE all those golden people in that golden place ?');

in a phrase, she's a female sad bastard. She's looking for mr. goodbar.

There's Jane - again - blonde hair and blue-eyed, sitting at the bar, martini or glass of wine in hand and that all too familiar look on her face; an expression that evokes a thousand words, phrases and even questions but can be succinctly boiled down to the following : what's the matter, hon ? looking for mr. goodbar?

by Virgin Suicides November 8, 2017

Good morning piss

Something that happens every morning where the first thing people do(usually males) is take a piss

Bill-So what do you do every morning
Todd- I always wake up to a good morning piss

by uziman55 June 18, 2011

Cut a good shit

Taken from the Maltese saying "Qtajt Harja tajba"
Refers to the situation when one takes a dump that really makes the person feel better about himself for several reasons including:
1. A characteristic bad smell that causes chaos in the bathroom
2. Causes plumbing problems
3. Makes the person feel lighter
4. When at a camping and taking a dump is usually quite a tough process

After returning to his desk i asked Marc why he had such a smile on his face. He answered by pointing out the fact that he had just cut a good shit and had to flush twice to get it down the drain.

by Marakesh October 19, 2006

why do good girls like bad guys?

a question that a good boy has been having for a real long time. even though he's good, he has been bad and it's plain to see. so why do good girls fall in love with him?

"hey, freddie?"
"yeah ricardo."
"why do good girls like bad guys?"
"IVE HAD THAT QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME"
"IVE BEEN A BAD BOY AND ITS PLAIN TO SEE"
"SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"

by anonymous November 14, 2018

good chat

When someone ignores you or doesn't answer your question you would say "good chat"

Walking into a room full of people and saying "hi guys" everyone ignores you. You would say "good chat" .

by Dunk151 July 13, 2016

gooderesting

when you beat the gooderest in a fight, indeed making you the gooderesting

he just beat our boss, he is the gooderesting

by the gooderesting person April 24, 2019

Good Vibes Only

A fancy word for Toxic Positivity. A bullshit belief that you should only feel good vibes. Even when a situation is fucked right in the ass.

Overpositive Person: Good Vibes Only!

Me: Why? What's so great about it?

Overpositive Person: You should be happy. Even in the most fucked up situations.

Me: (Punches Overpositive Person In The Stomach) HOW'S THAT FOR A FUCKED UP SITUATION!?

Overpositive Person: (Lying On Ground In Pain) Ow! You dumbass!

Me: STILL FEELING GOOD VIBES YA ASSHOLE!?

by Maya Butreeks May 10, 2021