goober

a person who has no life and has no friends

by Smelly Cheese September 11, 2003

goober

Another name for penis.

Hey, doc, wanna see my goober?

by LauraLaura August 1, 2007

Goober

A person who can be filed under one of the following catargories.

1. Is annoying beyond belief.

2. Seems to ask you to do something at the most inappropriate time.

3. Is also considered a Gumby or Gimp.

1) Robert - "Did you see Simona try to
tell Billy what to do?"

John - "Yeah, What a Goober!"

2) Martin - "Where the hell is Goober?"

by Bunstre Duxton August 7, 2008

goober

when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober

I've been receiving mad goobers since practicing on my dog.

by tophieCC May 3, 2010

goober squasher

A person who farts in the bathtub and busts the bubbles with his/her teeth.

Bill had an inkling his son was a goober squasher when he detected mysterious splashing sounds and a strong odor wafting in from underneath the bathroom door.

by elle_bow July 27, 2010

goober snatch

a girl whose puss leaves "boogers" on you after sex.

man, she knew how to work it, but she had a goober snatch.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

Umami Gobstopper

The act of passing and kidney stone during intercourse into your partner’s mouth, while they suck on it until it disappears.

After my recent diagnosis, the wife and I decided to try something different in bed so I gave her an umami gobstopper.

by yunGull June 24, 2020