Japanese Rain Goggles

When a squirter sits on your face for oral sex and when she cums your eyes are protected by her ass cheeks which are called Japanese Rain Goggles

Lisa sat on Barts face and gave him Japanese Rain Goggles.

by Alvin Mack32 November 25, 2010

Beer Goggles

The reason why I woke up with a 300 pound woman next to me in bed, whom I presumed I had never seen before.

See the movie "Shallow Hal"

by Grits January 8, 2005

Arabian Goggles

The male practice of applying ones testicles over the eyes of someone who is sleeping.

"I'm gonna give him the arabian goggles"

by The Heed December 24, 2006

goggled

To look at a pretty girl, in utter amazement

The people in the car goggled kiwi as they passed by.

by Hardcorehindu February 5, 2008

Pig Goggles

Pig Goggles also know as Onassis glasses or "Jackie O's" are very large sunglasses worn generally by unattractive women. This style of sunglasses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. While originally worn by Onassis in the 1960's, the glasses eventually became popular with younger American girls around the year 2003. Big sunglasses have maintained their popularity through 2007. They have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. Modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the glasses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. The glasses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the glasses.

Check out that chick!

Nah man you cant see past those pig goggles

by allstars1981 October 8, 2007

mirror goggles

n - an exaggerated, positive perception of one's physical appearance.

Tim characteristics were nowhere near the traits her online profile listed what she was looking for in a man, but his mirror goggles made him believe otherwise and he decided to go for it anyway.

by Edina Bailey May 22, 2009

Ecto goggles

ecto goggles are an incredible tool used in the first ghostbusters movie and the 2009 ghostbusters game by Atari.

The goggles allows the wearrer to actually see invisible ghosts witch is good when trying to capture it with the proton pack , since the wearer don't have to hold the P.K.E. meter while holding the proton pack wand and activating the ghost trap .

Ecto goggles are used to see the invisible specters .

by P.A. 037 February 6, 2010