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Gary Connolly 

Gary Connolly (Mr Connolly) is the biggest machine out there he cannot teach a class and almost starts crying every class he has because he is retarded he dressed up as slender man for Halloween so he is also known as slender man
Gary Connolly is gay as fuck dawg
Gary Connolly by BALD MARTIN October 3, 2019

Gearheaded 

Player 1: Fast travel to me, I need assistance ASAP!
Player 2: I can’t, I’m gearheaded.
Gearheaded by kdlaird May 18, 2020
A beautiful girl with crusty toenails and a juicy fat ass. Sometimes she’s too honest to people but that’s just what her friends need. She knows she’s the baddest bitch around and she isn’t afraid to show it.
wow garyarnia is such a bad bitch, look at her ass jiggle.
garyarnia by soggytitties May 31, 2020

Gary Oldman 

Be careful, that R is a life saver. you nearly searched... well look for yourself.
John "what's your favourite letter?"
Jimmy "definitely R."
John "why's that"
Jimmy "it saved me from searching gay oldman, instead i just searched gary oldman"
Gary Oldman by pockst3r_95 September 23, 2020

Gear Grinder 

A redneck who's greatest aspiration in life is to dig to china by doing a burnout in his yard. Gear grinders can often be found drinking Red Bull, slamming beers, and listening to David Allen Coe. Gear grinders worship engine noise and often have so much horsepower they leave half their tires on the road. Gear grinders love trucks, big tires, and unnecessarily high suspension. A gear grinder is at home in the mud but will cause as much trouble on the road as they will off it.

A truck driver that wins the lottery will inevitably quit his job to become a full time gear grinder.

Gear grinders speak an unintelligible mix of drunk redneck and gibberish.

Gear grinders are often found in the Deep South especially Texas, Alabama, and North Carolina. Gear grinders rarely venture north where they will be criticized for flying confederate flags but they have been spotted as far north as the farming areas of Maryland.
*At the local gas station
Gear Grinder - "grab me up packa smokes a cuppla buds and some shells for ma 12 gauge"
Gas station employee - "Can I see your ID?"
Gear Grinder - "I musta left da-gon thang in ma truck"
Gas station employee - "that'll be $22.50"
Gear Grinder by Porsche_911s November 2, 2020
Gearóid is a lover of the mma fighter, Conor McGregor. He loves women and will lose his absolute shit if you imply he likes men. Gearóid is anti-abortion and anti-LGBTQ+ community. His favourite song is "Born in the usa" by Bruce Springsteen. Surprisingly he adores the jewish community, but still feels like Hitler was on the right track.
Donald: God i hate the gays
Biden: You`re such a Gearóid
Gearóid by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 28, 2020

Gear adrift is a gift 

When someone leaves their shit out and shortly thereafter it magically becomes your shit.
Jimmy: Damn, Hayden! Niko left his new cover on the bench!
Hayden: You know what they say Jimmy, gear adrift is a gift!