Gage

Usually a man with a very large penis who is excellent at rowing, gets “too many bitches to handle

Stranger- “who’s that absolute chad with the 9inch shlong?!”
Literally any female- “oh my gaaawd, it’s Gage!”

by President. Jinping November 21, 2021

Gage

Loves a blow out

Wow, gage is blown out again

by trampbar123 November 22, 2021

Gabed

The act of inserting your cock into a water bottle and pissing into it.

Person 1: “Would you like a drink of this water”
Person 2: “No it’s been Gabed”

by HennerzsNordzs November 23, 2021

Gage

Someone who loves getting after it, loves to sleep a lot more than others. Some would say him and britzy love chasing it

Gage lovesssss it doesn’t he?

by trampbar123 November 23, 2021

Gage

A gage is a dude with a absolute giant penis. He will always lie and say it’s small but just ask any woman he’s slept with. He left them all as cripples.

Gages Dick is so big that I thought it was his leg

by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021

Gage

Gage is the name of a perfect husband. He cute, sexy, smart, makes you blush, makes you smile, makes you laugh, makes you happy and you just cannot live without him. He would never be the one to breakup with you or cheat on you. He would never say anything rude to you, and he doesn’t like to joke around (i think). I LOVE YOU GAGE

Gage I love you so much

by Gage’s wife ❤️ (princess) December 4, 2021

Garged

The act of callously terminating one from his or her employment via a Zoom call or other impersonal means. Named after Vishal Garg, CEO of Better.com, who informed 909 of the company’s employees of their layoffs via a virtual meeting on Zoom.

After all those years of hard work, I can’t believe the company Garged me, and just a few weeks before Christmas, too.

by Garg_oyle2001 December 8, 2021