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Goober

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.
“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)
by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025
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Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.
1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”
by anonymous February 20, 2024
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Goober

(A goob) making a mistake that could have been easily avoided, (goober) is someone who ´´goobs´´ a lot.
He is such a goober he could´ve easily avoided that.
by fvntvzy May 31, 2023
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Goober x Law

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..
by bootyconsumer777 March 13, 2024
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goober lover

by GOOBER LOVER June 4, 2023
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Goobering

Super racist term for half-Asians.
Your mom is asian and your dad is white, you are a goobering
by Person881 December 12, 2023
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Goober

Dude 1: Yo check this balck cat out, his eyes look so stupid
Dude 2: Yeah, he's such a goober!
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