Egg Shart

An Egg Shart is someone who smells like rotten egg. Not any old rotten egg though, an egg that has been sitting at the bottom of your neighbor's feet. It smells like they have just had explosive diarrhea and sharted out 10,000 year old eggs that have been sitting in there guts for weeks. The egg shart has a special sloppy texture, that feels wet and juicy if you were to sit down. AN EGG SHART IS ALSO A SAYING TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE.

I actually cannot, Dave was being such an absolute egg shart to me yesterday
Maya smells so much like an egg shart, everyone stay away!

by grobatron October 12, 2021

lava shart

A shart so warm and thick it feels like lava

I just had the hottest lava shart :(

by Big jamie balls July 19, 2021

shart staph

In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.

“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”

by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020

Bum Shart

The sudden random pain you get right up in your bum hole. That goes as quick as it came.

Oh, fuck!, I just had a bum shart.

by Noam Chumpski March 13, 2018

Throat Sharts

the opposite of shitting your pants

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts

by shep hound February 12, 2020

surprise shart

When a person or group of people surprise/scare you so bad that you shart your self.
Shart

(Walks through door into dark room)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)

by that boy axl December 29, 2013

Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.

I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.

by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019