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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

clout

bitches who call themselves this meas that they just wannabes that tink their cool
retarded 13 year-old: uhh u aint got no clout points 😒
by maya.0531 May 3, 2018
mugGet the cloutmug.

Clout chaser

Anyone named Iowa dad or corntomycob
Attention seeking behavior ,A clout chaser uses other people and social issues to advance themselves. It's a way to get ahead.
Iowa dad is a clout chaser on tik tok
by You know I am December 11, 2024
mugGet the Clout chasermug.

Clout

Leslie Aislynn and raelin are so clout
by Cloutgoddess May 10, 2018
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Ice Clout

The fans and following of dutch rapper and artist Tim Frozen.

Kinda like how Icy Narco has #frozenfamily, Tim Frozen has #iceclout.
Bro 1: "DUDE have you heard of this guy named Tim Frozen?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, i'm part of the ice clout."
by Timodee With Freeze October 30, 2018
mugGet the Ice Cloutmug.

Clout

Slang for I have friends
Yeah accept me I got clout
by Ham Go BRrrr February 22, 2021
mugGet the Cloutmug.

for clout

the antithesis of “be so for real,” being “for clout” means that an individual or group is performing for notoriety or being ingenious for the benefit of themselves.
Drake is literally so for clout right now, he couldn’t be for real if he tried.
by babydood February 14, 2024
mugGet the for cloutmug.

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