FACTOR X

A female-fronted punk band from New Jersey.

Factor X is Old School Punk

by Buddy G. May 23, 2009

fantom tax

When a man nuts but no nut comes out. It is believed a fantom slurped up all the nut before the nut could come out, collecting its tax.

Sticking out your gyat with the rizzler. You're so skibidi, you're so fantom tax. I just want to be your sigma...

by spaceistasty October 9, 2023

Working at the Play Doh Factory

taking a dump, making poo, going #2

Where did you disappear to?
Oh, I've been working at the play doh factory.

by Crevice June 13, 2008

Factoryville Splash

When a female is performing fellatio upon a male he says, "I'm gonna cum close your eyes". As the female closes her eyes the male spreads his buttocks and unleashes a stream of feces down her throat or just in her mouth.

Note: Use sparingly.

"I was with Collin last night and he gave me the Factoryville Splash. It was so naasty!"

Factoryville Splash

by McButtDumplin January 13, 2008

Slut Factory

A pejorative term referring to a woman whom is responsible for giving birth to two or more promiscuous daughters.

A guy says to his friend, "Hey man, see that bitch over there, I fucked two of her daughters, that whore is a real slut factory."

by PendanticHater October 14, 2008

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Okay, now many of you may be thinking,'It was a horrible remake! I hate it!' In all honesty, it was (is) a GREAT movie and NOT a remake! Johnny Depp plays a charming, quirky, Willy Wonka, who is not based on Michael Jackson or Marilyn Manson (as Depp has said many times in several interveiws.) Freddie Highmore is (in my opinion, as everything is) the best Charlie Bucket! Any other actorwould have been a drastic mistake! I thought that the add-ons were very nice, they all lead up to the perfect endding which left you feeling happy and warm. If you ask me, theres no such thing as a bad Tim Burton movie (I didn't like Pee-wee that much, but I loved it as a little child.) The whole cast seemed to just feel right, and if your anyhthing like me, your still humming the Willy Wonka theme-song!

Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
The amazing chocolatier
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
Ev'rybody give a cheer
He's modest, clever, and so smart
He barely can explain it
With so much generosity
There is nowhere to contain it
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
He's the genius who just can't be beat
The magician and the chocolate wiz
The best darn guy you'll ever meet
Willy Wonka--here he is

by evilmuffin August 6, 2005