Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.
Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- Narcissism
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."
"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."
"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."
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Verb Not noticing when somone of the opposite gender wants to bone and finding out when you no longer have a shot
Noun Fallon- to never notice when opposite gender is interested
Noun Fallon- to never notice when opposite gender is interested
Verb
P1-"Dude remember when Nicole wanted your D"
P2-"Wait what?!"
P1-" HAHAHAHA you're Falloning so hard right now aren't you?"
P2- "FUCK!!"
P1- "Man you're a born Fallon didn't even notice Laura flirting with you"
P2- FML :(
P1-"Dude remember when Nicole wanted your D"
P2-"Wait what?!"
P1-" HAHAHAHA you're Falloning so hard right now aren't you?"
P2- "FUCK!!"
P1- "Man you're a born Fallon didn't even notice Laura flirting with you"
P2- FML :(
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Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
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DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
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