University of Florida

An unreal heaven on earth where frat boys set the laws of the land and sorority girls are beautiful blonde southern bells. Oh yea, independents are pussies...

"Wow, he goes to UF, I wish I was him"
"It's great to be a Florida Gator!!"

by SigEp, SAE, Sigma Chi, Theta Chi, Phi Delt, ATO= only good frats December 7, 2004

Florida State University

This is the global capital for UF rejects, it is home to the most down syndrome male students, along side smashable, 10/10 females. 99% of its graduates end up working at Petco and/or Chick-Fil A for the entirety of their lives. Also home to the Seminoles, and world-renowned rapist, Jameis Winston.

Johnny is a retard that is failing every subject, therefore, Johnny will attend THE Florida State University and cry himself to sleep everyday.

by ThePenetratorAKANicoleGavarrhe October 6, 2016

Florida Hot Pocket

When you make a smoothie with fruit and dump it in a girls vagina and lick it out and then fuck her.

I gave this girl a Florida Hot Pocket and she loved all of it!

by kookiekeywhore March 2, 2019

Florida

The Sunshine State, The Place where a bunch of children go to Disney World, and the state where it seems like every freaking child is being abducted and murdered by a sexual offender that just got released. The new place to plant your vegtabes (that's mean but it is a refence to Terri Schiavo, God Bless her family)

How Sunshine State can a state be if children are being abducted every other week? I'm never moving to Florida and having a family.

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

Florida State University

Behind FAMU, is easily the worst college in Florida. They try to keep up with superior rival, The University of Florida, but they can't. The only people that attend this school are dumb ass hicks and black people that can't get into the much better academic school, UF. The only bright spot that has to do with FSU is it's slutty black chicks, who even though weigh an average of 300 pounds and usually have around 2 or 3 STDs, are prized possesions at this shit school. Don't go here, unless you don't want to get hired by any employer in the future. Florida State cannot, has not, and will not ever compare to Gator Nation in any way, no matter how much their students claim that FSU>UF because of their first head to head football win in 7 years.

Florida State University fan:"Dude UF sucks, we beat them in football this year!!"
Superior UF fan:"Chill bro, winning isnt that great but hey, i guess your still getting used to it."

by chancers January 16, 2011

Florida State University

see Free Shoes University

Florida State University is inferior to the Miami Hurricanes in every way, shape and form. Wake me up sometime in the next 10 years when they DON'T lose 4 or more games a year.

by It's all about the U August 11, 2006

Florida Hard-on

This is when a man cannot achieve an erection, so he fakes it by attaching to his flaccid shaft some sort of hard object (e.g. a dildo, marker, phallic-shaped sheet rock), using some sort of adhesive (e.g. duct tape, electrical tape, peanut butter). Generally, sex with a woman will follow.

Etymology: "Florida", a place where old folks go to retire; "Hard-on", an erection.

I couldn't get it up last night, so I pulled a Florida Hard-on.

by gothhenge September 22, 2004