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Fail

A usually unpleasant and uproariously funny lack of success. Usually used by teens and those idiots that hang around internet chat rooms (no one likes them).

Fail-The classic fail. Implying no success, and a heavy emphasis on idiocy and retardation.
Epic Fail-A Fail above the normal Fail. Implying even heavier emphasis on the sheer lunacy of the event.
Ultra Fail-Failing to the point of absolute horror and insanity. Only several Ultra Fails are known to be in existence today.
Teacher: Johnny, would you like to come up to the board and explain the word failure for us?
Johnny: Uh, so it's when you do stuff, and stuff happens that's bad and stuff.
Teacher: Very good! Would you please spell it for the class?
Johnny: F-A-Y-L-Y-U-R
Teacher: Please excuse me, Johnny, but you FAIL.
by Thrasher13 February 27, 2010
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chain fail

As Defined By Paul L. and Ryan S. (Definitely not Coop)
Based On Actual Events

The act of failing that effects multiple persons in a chain effect, whereas the fail is directed at one person but is applicable to surrounding bystanders
Ryan: "Hey guys, do you wanna go to the bar tonight? *pause* oh! thats right you guys aren't 21 wow! chain fail!!"

Group: "wow you're an ass"
by failsquad April 12, 2008
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puss fail

failing an activity because you are too afraid. usually compared to an epic fail.
Maria: Did you have fun at that party last night?
Josh: No, I had no back up in the strip poker, so I just didn't play.
Maria: That's a puss fail.
by kiiimbo January 9, 2009
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fail video

A fail video is a video documenting an act of failure, often involving unexpected humiliation, embarrassment, pain, or self-ownage. Entertaining fail videos sometimes become viral videos or memes.
by null_device May 14, 2009
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Epic Fail

by We Won Against Canada February 23, 2010
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Monday fail

When you arrive home at sunday night and stress about the things you have to do for tomorrow such as an exam you had to learn for wich you didn't do earlier, because either your friends called you or there was an awesome party.

You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.

You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.

You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.
Lindsay: What's up with Josh, he smells and has a bad breath.. he doesn't look so well.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.
by Sachimaru! December 14, 2009
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fail

Twilight had Bella name her daughter Renesmee. FAIL
by MadsCoven November 16, 2010
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