Faithful Boy

The DUMBEST comeback ever invented

"Man, you stupid faithful boy!"
"....what the hell was that?"

by Evan January 20, 2005

faith

a) Faith is the assured expectation of things hoped for, the evident demonstration of realities though not beheld"-Hebrews 11:1

b) Or by popular defintion: an irrational belief.

a) John had faith in God's promises.

b) Jim had faith that there was no chance in hell that John was right.

b) (again) Jib put all his fith into Ben's words when Ben said that the moon is made of cheese.

by Kariko May 18, 2009

faithology

1. To have faith
2. To believe
3. To express hope

1. The systematic scientific study of faith as a means of experience existence
2. The science of faith
3. Science and faith combined

by Victor Darnell Hadnot October 24, 2003

Faith Hilling

Pulling your shirt out with your hands to resemble breasts

Faith hilling makes you look like you look ike your mom

by Felixchat September 6, 2012

Faith

A belief in something, a lack of which will get you telekinetically strangled by a dude in a life-support system.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

by Intelligence001 November 26, 2016

faith

a skanky hoe who cant keep her titties in her shirt, loves to walk around in hoochie mama shorts purposely infront of the football team, a girl who cant keep her legs shut to save her life, a girl you loves to think she is in charge of anything and everygthing, causes tons of drama

person 1: whoa did you see her?
person 2: ya, you can tell shes a total faith

by Silent Melodee August 10, 2009

faitheist

someone who does not believe in god, but attends church regularly- usually by force from significant others or family.

a combination of faith and atheist

"i have to go to church with my girlfriend tomorrow"

"i thought you didnt believe in god"

"yeah, im a faitheist."

by plastictreees June 16, 2007