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facialbook

to add a friend in facebook to whom which you have given a facial
after jazzing in her face and giving her a cincinatti beret she asked to be added to my facialbook profile
by b_dk January 4, 2009
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cock facilitate

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.
by max100 May 31, 2009
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focial

To be Fun and Social at the same time.
"Look at Todd over there, he's just sitting there, totally not being focial."
"Yeah but look at Mary sitting on that guys lap... She is being a little too focial!"
by AnitaB June 28, 2008
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Bullshit Facilitator

A Bullshit Facilitator is a certain professional, or group of them, that couldn't make it to the Big League in the western world, so decided to spice up his/their CV and venture somewhere else in one of under-development countries, hoping to be mistaken for a Guru and to get some business.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.

Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.

They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.
Lim Lin: "Hey! That guy that spoke at the workshop yesterday know how to wear his hat! He's so knowledgeable"

Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"
by Parcerito February 3, 2010
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Facially Handicapped

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.
by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004
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facealanche

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.
Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.
by Okra Boy November 18, 2010
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Facility Tranquility

The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.
I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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