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Shaky Ass Fingers

A person who has shaky-ass fingers shakes their fingers very often. For example if you tell someone a joke and someone starts shaking their fingers on you that means that they have shaking ass fingers. And you can tell them damn, why do you have such shaky ass fingers?
“Yeah, Jenifer Jonson, I know! It’s such a funny joke, but that doesn’t mean that you should have such shaky ass fingers! Like seriously, what next? Are you going to start having stinky gas fingers, and start having a fart attack on me?!”
by BigPutz41 April 28, 2022
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Middle Finger Guy

A young male who is "known" for ruining photos by flashing the middle finger to disrupt the overall positivity of a potentially nice photograph.
Who cares about examples, read the definition.

required: Middle Finger Guy
by PsuedoSam May 22, 2009
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fingered up the duckpond

popular from Gloustershire in England where a women/ girl is proceded to be fingered by an older man. popularly used in the film Hot Fuzz where Danny states that miss Draper is fingered up the duckpond.

Also can be used to state to be anally probed by again an older man.
Danny: I also believe that she favours the older men
Angel: How so?
Danny: Marcus Carters older brother said she had been fingered up the duckpond
by wertytrew May 6, 2011
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grinch fingers

"Me and Ricky are gonna pick up some grinch fingers then listen to led zeppelin backwards, if you want to come."
by Pete Leg October 18, 2007
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4 finger up

by Yrev April 19, 2022
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
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fingercourse

the act of pedruding into the female, but only with your fingers, instead of a cucumber.
"Oh yeah brian, fingercourse with YOUR fingers (not mine, for once) feel soo good in my ass, please, DON'T STOP! :)"
by geoff griddle August 6, 2008
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