fap gap

When an unusual amount of time lapses between normally frequent faps.

I was on it pretty regularly for a while, but I've had a pretty big fap gap the last 4 or 5 days. I need to get back to my regular schedule and get back to fulfilling my fap cap daily.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

Pity Fap

When you fap to the thought of someone purely because you feel bad for them.

Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"

Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."

Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"

by KuwagaRaiger January 24, 2022

Fap dungeon

A cave that a man creature crawls into to masturbate, he rarely leaves, only to get food

"Anyone see Josh? Haven't seen him all day..."

"Yeah he's in his fap dungeon..."

by Karab okama January 7, 2021

Fapping Designer

Someone who faps whilst designing

Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer

Its when you fap whilst designing

Its a Fapping Designer

by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018

coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.

Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!

by Trollalalala December 28, 2017

Fanta fapping

The art of dismembering ones hand and using it to masturbate

Ian "rick, have you ever tried fanta fapping "?
Rick "no whats that"?

Ian" look it up on urban dictionary"

by Jumont 357 October 19, 2016

pogo fap

The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.

Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023