pussy flex

The act of flexing your vagina

Hey what's your fetish jerry?
Jerry: I love pussy flexing

by Rift Joos May 29, 2016

big dick flex

You Deadass have a dick that can bend and go like a motherfucking helicopter in that wet ass pussy.

*during sex*
Oh yes daddy please use your big dick flex maneuver on me oh yea~
* Fucking DEMOLISHES THAT FUCKING BITCH LEAVING HER MOTIONLESS IN ORGASM*

by FrankTheDankyea February 16, 2018

flex time

Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video solitare, reading the newspaper, collecting your thoughts, jerking off, or all of the above - while in the stall and/or bathroom. Occurs daily worldwide.

Dave stood, grabbed the crossword puzzle and headed for the bathroom. "I'm going to take some flex time," he announced

by unclebustter May 18, 2006

flex

smiply put, to roll a blunt

Give me a minute dog, I gotta flex this "L" real quick

by Native Slang December 9, 2008

Faley

A young girl who dresses, or attempts to look like Haley Williams from the band Paramore. a "fake-haley."

i.e. Dying your hair orange, getting a huge fucking gap in your teeth.

Dave: That bitches hair was insane.
Jenn: What color was it?
Dave: Orange
Jenn: She musta been a Faley.

by Jumpin' Jack October 6, 2008

suss the flex

When you go to the gym and a member of the opposite (or same) sex is checkin' out your muscles, scopin' the guns, observing your body rip in all its glory.

Suzie went to GoodLife and couldn't help but suss the flex of all the cut-looking bros defining their latissimi dorsi

by 613K January 1, 2011

flex shield

A "bro" term for when you tense your muscles up tightly so that you can stand better ground and/or brace yourself before getting hit by something.

Similar to "tensing up".

Muscles usually flexed include:
- pecs
- shoulders
- biceps

"bro I almost got bodied by Chaz but i got the flex shield up in time."
"...sounds like a close call."

by Given Dodis December 28, 2007