eye cramp

A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.

Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum

by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019

Eye Sore

Something that is visually displeasing. Can be a messed up pattern, vibrantly colored object that doesn't belong, or anything that just looks annoying.

"That house on the corner is such an eye sore."

by Zeenuts September 15, 2019

Robo eyes

Wide, dazed appearance of the eyes after ingesting large amounts of dextromethorphan (sometimes called Robotripping, Skittling, dexing, etc.), a cough suppressant found in most cough medicines.

I took some Robo a few hours ago, and now I've got Robo eyes.

by thexshattered February 28, 2010

Soup Eyes

When a drug is consumed which dilates the pupils

Matt just took some MDMA and now he's got soup eyes!

by brianfeadsmecookies June 19, 2011

poo eyes

a loyal fan of the legend xxxtentacion
they are big fans of the song SAD!

"yo that guy over there has big ass poo eyes"

by rejat April 9, 2019

Dank eye

The redness and irritation in your eyes that's caused by using some danky ass kush

Dad: "Son, have you been smoking that new danky ganja I've been hearing a lot about lately?"
Son: "Nah man."
Dad: "How dare you lie to me, you've got the dank eye I knew it!"

by Buttany May 12, 2014

pork eye

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.

"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine

by rip_moochelle April 18, 2023