duck sick 

Dick sucked. To get your "duck sick" means to get your dick sucked.

"But mister dopeman, dopeman, can I get a hit?"
No, hoe but you can get my duck sick...

duck sick by nokianinja October 7, 2002

duck smuggling 

When you are walking and fart with every step.

Is she wearing leather trousers or duck smuggling?

duck smuggling by MooMMM November 2, 2017

Duck Guy 

Some duck from the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series that constantly has the worst things happen to him.

He has a bowling ball fetish...

He also has a penis named Morgan...

Person 1: You remember in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5, when the Duck Guy got-
Person 2: I'd rather not..

Duck Guy by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

Duck Master 

He’s a bloody legend. The COOLEST guy to be around with. He is the lead of everything, so good at robotics, he created the lathe.

Them Hey duck master
Duck Don't care lol lol lol so funny
Them Did i ask

Duck Master by Duck Master dont care March 4, 2020

duck fuck 

When two individuals engage in oral sex immediately after having sexual intercourse. Derived from the animal itself, ducks eat the stuff off the grass after a rainfall, like oral sex after sex.

"you wanna duck fuck?"

duck fuck by melissa3delta May 15, 2006

Duck Nuggets 

When you get up to use the restroom and leave your girl lying in bed. As you enter back into the room....you turn your back to her, squeeze your legs together with your cods bulging out of the back, and woddle like a duck toward her. Normally, you whisper "nuuuggets" as you do this.

I went home with that guy from the bar, Daryll, last night. I was asleep and heard the toilet flush. I barely opened my eyes to see.....and saw him backing up towards the bed with his testicles about to burst out of between the back of his legs.....he was whispering "nuggles or nuggets" or something. I dont even think he knew I was awake. I am terrified and hope I never run into him again. Duck Nuggets.

Duck Nuggets by Rolly Fingers March 7, 2008

Duck Duck Go 

Duck Duck Go is a search engine that doesn't look at your cookies.

Person #1 Google sends my private information to advertisers and the government.
Person #2 Use Duck Duck Go instead!

Duck Duck Go by Privacy Advocate January 13, 2014