Civic Driver

A usually white and slightly poor male who wears flat-brimmed hats or beanies, has tattoos and an ego larger then the federal deficit. They tend to drive around looking to race any car with after-market anything. They usually have cars with mismatched paint blotches all over, and pieces of plastic body kits that are unpainted, cracked and hanging down, stuck on with double sided tape. They think they are very tough sitting gangsta-lean and talking on their 1990's cell phones. They take great pride in their obnoxious mufflers and spray painted wheels and also love to brag about how they can outrun "such n such" cars. They take offense to any automobile that has any performance part on it that doesn't look like the owner bought it from Walmart and race them by way of driving by really fast even though said car is completely unaware that they are racing. They talk big but know, deep down, that if the unaware car had been racing, the fuel economy inspired vtec civic would have been totally outrun as if they had been standing still, achieving only a loud noise from the coffee can sized muffler they are so proud of. They will read this and thumbs-down the description because it is condescending and yet fits them to a tee.

Civic Driver: "Yo man I outrunned that Mistu Evo!"
Friend: "Fo realz man?"
Civic Driver: "Hellz yea! Ya think my muffler's big enough or should I try to get one dat's bigger and hopefully louder?"

Evo driver: "Dude I think that Civic just made a video of him driving by me!"
Friend: "Yeah they're prolly gonna put it on Youtube as "Civic Beats Evo."
Evo Driver: "Too bad I wasn't even racing."

by Realcardriver2010 May 25, 2010

Draven

A Draven is a athlethic funny guy. Someone who will be a gentleman to ladies but a jerk to his friends. Has a childish side and serious side. Gets jelous easily and is drop dead gorgeous. Loves anything related to football and has curly hair and is very muscular. He is also a huge dork.

You see that hot dork over there thats d Draven.

by Lg? October 25, 2017

buss driver booty

It's when you have an ass that hangs off bothsides of your chair. Ever notice how buss drivers always seem to have asses as wide as the busses there driving? lol!

That girl over there has a massive case of buss driver booty. (some serious buss driver booty)

by DamnBitchIzFine May 21, 2006

Drive Slow

keep a low profile;act casual

yo drive slowtheirs mad cops round' here

by Legalliizee April 10, 2009

Bmw driver

Someone who is absolutely shit at driving and only pisses other drivers off.

Yo dude its a bmw driver watch out
I know man look at the make its self explanatory

by TheShadowOfThePhoenixPhantom August 28, 2016

war driving

The art of using a laptop computer and specialized "sniffing" software to located usable 802.11 wireless networks--while driving. See also "war chalking."

I posted this definition via a wireless connection i found while war driving the Haight Ashbury.

by SYFer August 9, 2003

driveby porn

When an automated instant messaging robot enters a chat room and advertises porn in a not-so-subtle way, usually several times in a few seconds

***Online Host: LickMyClit has entered the room.***
LickMyClit: ~--Hi! Wanna see my new website? Click here! I just got my webcam hooked up!--~
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ShadowFox777: damn driveby porn

by Laur June 28, 2003