by Super Gerbil July 16, 2004
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Guy 1: Hey let's watch sports
Guy 2: Sure
*later*
Guy 1: God dammit the signal is lost. We need to check the Weather Channel.
*when they change the channel to the Weather Channel*
Guy 1: WTF the app doesn't even match the graphics in the Weather Channel plus it still has 2008 graphics!
Guy 2: GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE LOCAL ADS INCLUDING SD ON HD HIJACKING THE LOWER DISPLAY LINE AND THE WARNINGS IN THE APP CONE IN LATE!?
Guy 1 and 2: GOD DAMMIT DIRECTV!!!
Guy 2: Sure
*later*
Guy 1: God dammit the signal is lost. We need to check the Weather Channel.
*when they change the channel to the Weather Channel*
Guy 1: WTF the app doesn't even match the graphics in the Weather Channel plus it still has 2008 graphics!
Guy 2: GOD DAMMIT WHY ARE LOCAL ADS INCLUDING SD ON HD HIJACKING THE LOWER DISPLAY LINE AND THE WARNINGS IN THE APP CONE IN LATE!?
Guy 1 and 2: GOD DAMMIT DIRECTV!!!
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"Roger Wilco, Samson. Our directory is oh-5-7-6-3-1-3-3-7. Would-you-like-to go grab a coffee after the show?"
by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005
Get the directories mug.One direction are a english boy band created in the 10th series of X-factor. Yes, they are hot, and yes, they have semi-decent singing voices. But it's the fans that make them so easy to hate. They are not 'the best band ever'.. they are barely even a band. They are just puppets to be honest, and i fail to understand why they are so famous.
A: Have you heard of one direction? I loveee harry omg they are the best band ever better then the beatles omg
B: Have I bitch? They are all over the fucking web /punch
B: Have I bitch? They are all over the fucking web /punch
by Normal teenager August 1, 2012
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"Joe, you're directaphobia is causing you to waste valuable time by waiting in long lines at the bank to deposit your paycheck that could easily be deposited automatically."
by Kelly B November 12, 2004
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A british AND IRISH boyband who came in third on the X-Factor in 2010. Their first song was What Makes You Beautiful.
Their fandom, known as directioners, are known as the deadliest fandom, DO NOT INSULT ONE DIRECTION OR YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY DIRECTIONERS. Just a warning.
They were put together by X-Factor judge, Simon Cowell
They are quite attractive
Niall Horan is the only Irish one
Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson are british
Louis name is pronounced Lou-ie
not lewis
if you pronounce it lewis
you will be refered to as a directionator
they do not have 3 songs... but 15 in their album
if you only know 3 you will be considered a directionator
the songs are not only
What Makes You Beautiful
Gotta Be You
One thing
but also
Moments
More Than This
Taken
Everything About You
Same Mistakes
I Want
I Wish
Save You Tonight
Up All Night
Stand Up
Stole My Heart
Tell Me A Lie
Memorize the lyrics
Know their names
BECOME A DIRECTIONER TODAY
A british AND IRISH boyband who came in third on the X-Factor in 2010. Their first song was What Makes You Beautiful.
Their fandom, known as directioners, are known as the deadliest fandom, DO NOT INSULT ONE DIRECTION OR YOU WILL BE ATTACKED BY DIRECTIONERS. Just a warning.
They were put together by X-Factor judge, Simon Cowell
They are quite attractive
Niall Horan is the only Irish one
Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson are british
Louis name is pronounced Lou-ie
not lewis
if you pronounce it lewis
you will be refered to as a directionator
they do not have 3 songs... but 15 in their album
if you only know 3 you will be considered a directionator
the songs are not only
What Makes You Beautiful
Gotta Be You
One thing
but also
Moments
More Than This
Taken
Everything About You
Same Mistakes
I Want
I Wish
Save You Tonight
Up All Night
Stand Up
Stole My Heart
Tell Me A Lie
Memorize the lyrics
Know their names
BECOME A DIRECTIONER TODAY
by A Directioner <3 July 17, 2012
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