Douchcanoe

Someone who is so much of a douchebag that the pressure built up inside of them releases. Spewing from the mouth, in a thread of molten douche.
Dont be a lard slop DOUCHECANOE.

Everyone hates you because you are a douchcanoe.

by DJHUF April 18, 2008

bro-douche

The type of young, so-california resident who parties like a frat-boy well into their 30's. Can typically be found wearing tight t-shirts advertising labels such as affliction or the like. This expensive partying lifestyle is normally supported by trust funds set up by rich parents. Usually don't treat women very well and refer to them as "pussy" or "bitches". Have a habit of leaving bars drunk and wanting to start fights with innocent bystanders in order to feel more secure about their upper class beginnings.

Watch out for the bro-douche leaving the bar with his friends. They look a bit red in the face

Dude, I think those bro-douche's over there just bought a round of 8 red-bull vodka's

by gldnegle March 27, 2010

Drop a Douche

When your dumbshit friend asks you if you just dropped a douche after returning from a long trip to the bathroom. In reality your friend means drop a deuce but because he is a dumbshit and doesn't know what douche means he says drop a douche.

Man **insert name** is a dumbshit, he asked me if I was going to drop a douche.

by rackassddf3df June 10, 2009

douche bag

|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe.


closely related to;; asshole

"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."

by twin. August 17, 2005

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003

Doucet

a tall, skinny, tan man who has the dick supreme. pleasures girls like theres no tomorrow, and love coors light.

"Dude lets go to a part and get our Jon Doucet on!"

by Dennis Goyette August 5, 2008

Douchasphere

A distinct realm or level of douchbaggery.

When comparing douchebags, one can associate a given douchebag in a douchasphere.

Kevin exists within a douchasphere of his own.

by Benny Blum November 12, 2007