douche toss

The throwing of douche bags(the actual item not a human who acts like a douche). One of the games adults played in high middle ages, it is to much for kids to be seeing in text books, that is why you never see it in text books.

Ello Arthur, ready for the douche toss tonight?

by MM Rawr October 24, 2009

douche multiplier

a person that helps a douche bag act like more of a douche bag

Bobby was totally acting more like a douche bag tonight and I think it was because Billy was the douche multiplier.

by t-muney November 15, 2009

Douche Grenade

When a person no one likes enters a conversation, therefore making it awkward, a douche grenade has been dropped. Named because the person's comments affect everyone in the group, like shrapnel from a grenade.

Bob: Did you see Shaun White's Double McTwist last night?

Mark: Yeah, man. That shit was nasty.

Tom (Friend no one likes): Yo, Louie Vito's better, he just had a rough night yesterday.

Bob: Who just dropped the douche grenade?

by Dustybutt Jones March 22, 2010

Douchebadge

What a corporate ID badge becomes when worn on a belt or lanyard, especially while not in the office or on campus. Keep that shit in your wallet, nobody cares where you work.

Wow, this starbucks is full of Microsofties and their blue douchebadges.

by dashtrash July 21, 2010

douchebaganarian

When someone is beyond the typical douche bag

1. Do you suffer from "douchebaganarian" ?
2. Hi, abeer is a "douchebaganarian"

by umairjikram August 2, 2012

Douchebaggery

The involvement of a douche bag into any conversation or situation.

Can you believe that czech thinks he can get away with being an asshole?
That is some primetime douchebaggery!

by Iceman1008 June 8, 2015

Deutsche Douche

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

I am the super-genius big shot here, they call me the Deutsche Douche!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2019