Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 August 19, 2016

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dong flap

A large amount of flab that covers the groin area.

I'm so fat... I even have a dong flap!

by FartVadR February 27, 2017

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Bionic Dong

A reference to Swagatron 3000, bionic dong can be used to describe people who say things which are inane or of little intelligence. Bionic dong is quite versatile in meaning and usage.

A: DurbanpoisonXskunk said that you're a junkie.
B: A junkie? I don't even use drugs!
A: I guess I shouldn't listen to that bionic dong.

"Bionic Dong" can be used differently when combined with other phrases:
A: Jimmy and Joe are having a party tonight.
B: That'll be a bionic sausage fest.

by Hitmancool December 18, 2011

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dong station

dong station (n.) Otherwise known as the mouth.

I told the mouthy bitch to shut her dong station.

by MidnightHeat December 4, 2016

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fuck dong

1) NOUN -A person who's personality or behavior resembles that of a curved erect penis.

2) NOUN -Someone who acts like a chode or douchebag, usually to compensate for their inability to become completely straight during erections.

Chase was such a fuck dong last night. It was like having sex with a vacuum cleaner handle.

by Moist Water February 14, 2017

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