The act of staying sober during a night out so that you can look after a friend who is paralytically drunk and is most likely to vomit everywhere.
On josh duty tonight, not looking forward. Gonna get messy
Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty
Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty
by Bad-man riddim May 1, 2014
Get the Josh Dutymug. a place where you can get called a n-word, get quick-scoped. ect. but its also a place made by activision who are gay for keep on making that gay game GO PLAY FORTNITE NIGGAS!!!!!
me?:yo what you playing?
him: call of duty
me: that gay ass game? why not fortnite
him; that the real gay game
me; get out of my house.
him: call of duty
me: that gay ass game? why not fortnite
him; that the real gay game
me; get out of my house.
by chip dip dick tickler January 31, 2023
Get the call of dutymug. Mark- “Yo Burjak, want to take pictures this week?”
Burjak- “Sorry bro, I’m staying with the wife and kids, I’m on lime duty cause its Rona season.”
Burjak- “Sorry bro, I’m staying with the wife and kids, I’m on lime duty cause its Rona season.”
by Burjak December 17, 2019
Get the lime dutymug. A somewhat decent game infested with young children that scream words they dont understand at you and the mute button is the most useful thing in the game.
Kid1: WHAT THE HELL! HACKS!
Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.
Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.
by MexicanDeadpool May 30, 2018
Get the Call of Dutymug. Mark- “Hey Burjak, what you want to do this weekend?”
Burjak- “sorry bro can’t link, I’m on lime duty for the boys, its Rona season.”
Burjak- “sorry bro can’t link, I’m on lime duty for the boys, its Rona season.”
by Burjak December 17, 2019
Get the lime dutymug. Duggie: BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! Ooo I luv playin my cal uv dootus.
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!
by Not_Ceehny May 21, 2021
Get the Call of Dutymug. Failure to perform tongue-action between a woman's legs after agreeing to do so as part of a contract.
A lot of guys want to "do it" just with their hoo-haws, so whenever there is an offer to perform cunnilingus as "payment" for said "ultimate favor", perhaps the gal should always half-expect a derelicktion of duty to occur!
by QuacksO December 2, 2024
Get the derelicktion of dutymug.