Don't Try Anything Cute

Synonymous for "don't try anything funny," or the like.

Alright, I'm going to untie you now, but don't try anything cute.

by Canned Cool Whip August 23, 2011

don't-rag

When an awkward white guy wears a do-rag.

Jim, I know you're pasty-white, but for the love of God take off that don't-rag in public.

by The_Word_Smith July 23, 2015

Don't click Read more

Usually followed by half of E.T's face.
If read more is clicked you will see a message saying "You are a rebel, i like you ".
It is an incredibly overused comment on youtube.

Pyrokiller69: Don't click Read more
ElfMcFucker: *clicks read more*
Pyrokiller69: You are a rebel,i like you.
ElfMcFucker: Oh ffs

by youngscrubm8 March 7, 2016

Don’t take it personally!

The words Urban Dictionary Editors in Emails tell you when your definition doesn’t make it to the publish section, due to lack of information on the word. They say this but most still take it personally, Even though it is our fault it wasn’t published, this is why most definitions about sex may not get in, it’s also their way of saying sorry

Me: puts definition of Cornhub

2 mins later

Email: your definition of Cornhub was not published
Don’t take it personally!

by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020

don't hide, divide

Are you going to share that? or: Can I have some? or: Give me some.

Do you have chocolate? Don't hide, divide.

by Jules Gray October 9, 2007

Don't Ask, Just Smell

A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".

I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".

by BigBlackBlick December 29, 2010

don rickles

To have your balls busted

This fool made certain he was known when I Don Rickles'd his ass

by Donnie Rickles December 2, 2014