What's Your Damage?

A phrase used by nimrods who want to be "up beat" with the millennium’s technology advance by switching a technical term into a harsh question when they could just ask you nicely if something was bothering you.

"Geebuz d00d, what's your damage?"
"Mom, cut it out, you're scaring little Timothy."

by Phatal August 29, 2004

damage control

When you workout after a week/weekend of too much drinking.

Dude, I drank way too much last night. I'm gonna hit the gym for some damage control.

by TecateFox November 3, 2013

damage control

After you've done a mistake, reduce all witnesses to silence.

1) Mafia guy: "We've hit that mother and she saw we were carrying drugs, we gotta do some damage control".
2) Company guy: "An employee left the beta version of his iPhone in a bar, we sent the security for some damage control".

by BartyPenguin March 7, 2014

Damaged Goods

Used to describe in a tongue in cheek manner someone who looks terrible after a big night or weekend

Person A: you look terrible
Person B: Yeap...damaged goods...no refund.

by HappyAardvark April 30, 2009

damage area

The loudest, most popular band in the universe. They writes songs about boy meets girl by the moonlight and then they kiss and the moon explodes for no explored reason. -Douglas Adams

Holy shit, damage area just made my left nut fucking explode!

by Lesbian1234 March 12, 2004

Damar Hamlin

Flopper. Drama king. Faker. Histrionic man-child.

If you thought Jim Bakker was a drama king, then Damar Hamlin is ten times worse.

Damar Hamlin's stunt made Hunter Kelly want to pull for the Dolphins.

by southplainshttredskins January 10, 2023

Damante

An asshole but like a likable one ,big but not ripped, wide but not fat, forever alone only cause he's wants to be .

"I'd date him if he wasn't a damante."
"Hes really hot but he is such a damante."

by Screen capper 107 July 4, 2018