Borat defense

To blame a crime committed on your wife.

My client would like to plead the Borat defense.

by RealTrey19 May 18, 2024

Tower Defense Simulator

The game that owns TTD

You guys should play Tower Defense Simulator, it's very good!

by TTDis_shit May 23, 2024

ABC Defense

(noun)
A linguistic defense mechanism named after the 1992 crime thriller, Glengarry Glen Ross, referencing the sales method, "Always Be Closing." ABC Defense drafts a covert contract between the speaker and the listener to "be nice."
A. Affectation of Anxiety. Appear socially inept or weak to encourage others' sympathy.
B. Be Gentle. Tone police people who sound "too loud" or "too angry."
C. Covert Contract of Expectation. Assume, out loud, that the other person won't be "cruel."

In the 1965 film "Three Approaches to Psychotherapy," Gloria uses the ABC Defense when she says, "A) Right now I'm nervous but B) I feel more comfortable the way you're talking in a low voice and C) I don't feel like you'll be so harsh on me."

by saintsundere October 13, 2024

Tower defense games

Those one video games that often get repetitive as fuck and get boring after 25 minutes

Holy fuck tower defense games are boring as fuck

by anonymous March 1, 2025

slav defense

The reverse london

London sucks but slav defense is good

by LatvianGambitIsVeryGood March 16, 2025

Self Defense

When a white person attacks you unprovoked

"The other day Jonathan caught me with his girl and he tried to self defense me!"

by SmeeveJeeve April 22, 2025

Hasan Defense Theory

the HDT otherwise known as the Hasan Defense Theory is the technique were Omer Hasan steals a joke originally aimed at him and then stealing it and turning it around on the original jokester. This presents the idea that Omer is the one that originally made the joke disregarding the hard work and ingenuity of the original.

hey your using the Hasan Defense Theory. Omer: no your using the HDT!

by kabz64 February 24, 2026