crusty

being really, really, extremely bad at something (specifically FIFA world cup)

Im gonna beat your crusty self at FIFA this weekend

by catmeow76 November 22, 2010

crusty

Something that requires a lot of maturity, formality, responsibility, no fun - something that is very adult and boring for people that are not mature enough to accept it.

Paying bills and taxes are crusty things to do

by orbitron2015 September 5, 2015

crusty blanket

When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.

Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"

Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"

by CrustyBlanket May 25, 2016

Crusty Anal Grab

After a poop you shove a hook up your ass and pull poops out like fish.

"Mom help the hook is stuck"
"You shouldn't be doing crusty anal grabs anymore this is the 4th time this week!"

by MikeTheWordMan May 28, 2016

Crusty n' Dusty

A phrase used to describe modern teenagers.

Person A: "Did you Hollie at that party last week?"
Person B: "Yeah, she was looking crusty n' dusty!"

by urdadsfavorite July 12, 2016

Crusty Marshmallow

When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.

I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.

by Cmellow April 27, 2017

crusty cheeto

A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.

Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto

by Penilechode July 25, 2017